Well This Sucks by Coralee June & Carrie Gray
I treat eating pancakes on patios like it’s a personality trait.
Brunch is my jam. I like the beach, shopping, carbs, and reading naughty books on the train during my commute. I wear pink. Lots of it. If Tinder were an olympic sport, I’d take home the gold. I can rock stilettos like they’re a pair of Nike joggers. I’m basically a basic bitch.
I’m in the prime of my life. I’ve got my dream job as the head of marketing at a sex toy company, and I’ve been steadily dating myself for the better half of the last decade. I’m thirty, flirty, and thriving, dammit.
Or at least I was, until some fucker had the audacity to turn me into a vampire.
I don’t do blood and doom and gloom. I sure as hell don’t like sleeping in a coffin, avoiding garlic bread, and these ridiculous vamp politics. And don’t get me started on Diego. He’s vampire royalty and a pain in my ass. A very sexy pain in the ass. When he’s not driving me crazy with all his rules, he’s turning my panties into Niagara falls.
I absolutely refuse to live the rest of my immortal life in some wannabe nineties grunge music video.
*live release on Sept 20th.
First of all, forget what you know about vampires. As a PNR junkie, this is a parody book with vampires, designed to get you a fun time and lough out loud.
If you know you are one that gets hung up on technicalities, this one is not for you.
Drew is a marketing badass for a sex toy company. Unfortunately, on a bad Tinder date she gets bitten and turned into a vampire.
The fun part about this book is that I went in blind and had NO IDEA where the story would go. The word of vampires described here is a bit different than the ones we are most used to in PNR books with a more serious aspect.
So yeah, the king of the Vampires, Diego is taken by surprised when he sees Drew. More than that, he finds out they are fated mates and that explains why he is so attracted to her.
This is a light read and something different from the authors are used to write. If you’re a newbie, make sure you know this before judging the book. This is purely for fun and it will make your day.